The New Extreme Individual Institute

It was true then, it is true now: It should be stated emphatically that the Center is intended to be Elitist in the strictest sense of the term, appealing primarily to those with the highest qualifications and capabilities in all aspects and developments of modern life. The lame, the halt, the effete and inept will not find a favorable environment for their foibles there. For just as there are athletes of the sports and the arts, so are there athletes of the spirit. The first search for excellence and perfection in their chosen field of endeavour and are so recognized, while in the latter there is similarly a search for excellence of technique and perfection of all the vehicles of the Self.

Today therefore I am adamant both to correspondents and visitors alike that to obtain the greatest benefit from Magic which is as it were a post-graduate study there should be some undergraduate work in a personal therapy. The dividends are enormous. -Regardie

These principles guide the EII as much as they guided Reagrdie in the Golden Dawn. If you come to us with baggage, you will never get off the porch. If you’re looking for an “occult order”, conspiranoia commiseration,  relief from your alien implants or government mind control technology, a crying shoulder or a guru, go elsewhere. You will not get past the door.

We do not allow those who are running ‘victim scripts’ into our group, we do not encourage the running of those scripts among our members, nor do we tolerate those who enable or exploit said scripts in others.

If on the other hand, you are a individual who is looking for a group of other individuals to help you fully realize your potential, you have landed in the right port.

To be considered

Note: If you are under 18 years, you may contact us again when you are legally able to think for yourself. Until then, you’ve been issued some parents, teachers, and shepherds to show you the “right way to behave.”

Write an autobiography from the 3rd person perspective: brutal honesty, detailed, from birth through today.

Full length picture of applicant

Application does not guarantee acceptance. Pictures, autobiographies, and any future clubhouse contributions become the property of the EII.

Above all know that what will be required of you is “quid pro quo” in all things.

Send the above information to: contact@neweii.com

“The rumors you hear about new EII material coming out soon is true. Hang tight. 2010 is going to be an epic year for us and you.”

Who wrote that?

I know not what clever character posted the first sentence, but I will admit that it has some truth to it. Grammatical clumsiness notwithstanding, the next rendezvous around the sun holds immense potential. FuckYourBrain has gone live in the early stages of its development. You still have time to submit a few Gems for consideration in the first FuckYourBrain release in 2010. FuckYourBrain steals/cuts and pastes from all and any memetic scripts to deliver Only The Finest Brainfucks to explore the wonder, delight, pleasure, magic, and glory of Neurogenesis. (Find out more here.)

Who decided to impersonate ?me? and announce publication of new material? Perhaps another version of me in the future gave me a hint. Perhaps my “It” has something in store.

Take what you need, throw away the rest. FuckYourBrain and enjoy the results.

Enjoy!

-Agent333–New Eii